Sunday, February 27, 2011

Anatomy Lesson

I promise I will do a post on the demise of Harvey the tonsil, but I'm back from a trip so this nugget of fun will have to suffice for now.

Last week:

Three is in the bath and Dan is supervising.  Moo comes out of the bathroom and whispers, giggling to Doodle and I, "Three is in the bath and I just saw her pen*s!"

Me:  Speechless for a moment, "Well, that is interesting since she doesn't have a pen*s--at least she didn't appear to have one the last time I looked."

Doodle:  *Exasperated* "Moo!  The pen*s is that thing that looks like a sausage!  Three doesn't have that.  Boys have that."

Moo:  "Oh."

Doodle: "You saw her girl parts!"

Moo: *dejected* "Yeah. I guess so."