Moo: Mom, I have something important to tell you, but don't worry, it's not bad news. But I hafta pee first.
Bathroom visit.
Me: What was it you need to talk to me about, Moo?
Moo: Dad needs the scissors downstairs.
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Doodle: Doodle reporting for duty (to help make cookies).
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Doodle drops her sippy.
Doodle: Darn it!
Me: Where did you learn that phrase?
Doodle: At school. Kids say it.
Me: Ohh.
Moo: You can't say that, Santa is watching.
Doodle: It's better than saying the "s" word.
Me: What is the "s" word.
Doodle: Stupid.
Moo: Yeah, that's really bad.
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